There’s a Hole in my Euro
There’s a hole in my euro, dear Angie, dear Angie,
There’s a hole in my euro, dear Angie, a hole.
Then fix it, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Then fix it, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear Angie, dear Angie?
With what shall I fix it, dear Angie, with what?
With EFSF, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
With EFSF, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, EFSF.
EFSF is too small, dear Angie, dear Angie,
EFSF is too small, dear Angie, too small.
Then lever it, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Then lever it, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, lever.
Will ECB help lever, dear Angie, dear Angie?
Will ECB help lever, dear Angie, will it?
Nein nein shall it lever, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Nein nein shall it lever, dear Nicky, nein nein.
Then how shall we lever, dear Angie, dear Angie?
Then how shall we lever, dear Angie, just how?
Sell insurance, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Sell insurance, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, insurance.
Investors won’t buy it, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Investors won’t buy it, dear Angie, won’t buy.
Then call IMF, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Call IMF, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, IMF.
But Chrissy’ll need funding, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Chrissy’ll need funding, dear Angie, funding.
Try G20, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Try G20, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, G20.
EU must give first, dear Angie, dear Angie,
EU must give first, dear Angie, EU.
E200bn tops, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
E200bn tops, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, E200bn.
We’ll still need more, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Still need more, dear Angie, need more.
ESM so, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
ESM so, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, ESM.
With EFSF alongside, dear Angie, dear Angie?
EFSF alongside, dear Angie, alongside?
The same cash ceiling, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Same cash ceiling, dear Nicky, the same.
Then kill PSI, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Then kill PSI, dear Angie, kill it!
Need fiscal compact, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Need fiscal compact, dear Nicky, then yes!
Can’t lose my sovereignty, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Just can’t lose my sovereignty, dear Angie, I can’t!
Will save you the allusion, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Will save you the allusion, dear Nicky, allusion.
Johnny Bull won’t wear it, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Johnny Bull won’t wear it, dear Angie, won’t wear.
Don’t need him, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
Don’t need him, dear Nicky, dear Nicky, just don’t.
Will “other elements follow”, dear Angie, dear Angie?
Will “other elements follow”, dear Angie, will they?
May Draghi their feet, dear Nicky, dear Nicky,
May Draghi their feet, dear Nicky, Draghi.
Then still a hole in my euro, dear Angie, dear Angie,
Still a hole in my euro, dear Angie, a hole.